We're all fucked!

UPDATE!! We are now at threat level 5! Two weeks till the end of the world...

Have you heard of the swine flu? If you haven't, there is something wrong with you... do you know how to read? Well, I guess if you answered that question, you probably know how to read, and therefore you probably heard about the swine flu.

Naming these things is always interesting, but I just think we need to move on from Britney Spears, we all know she's a pig, but to name a flu that could go pandemic after her is just cruel.

So, are you scared of the flu? Has the media done it's job? IT'S A FUCKING FLU!!! 35,000 people die from the "normal" flu every year, why the fuck should we care so much about this? The only people that will die from it are the same people who would die from the normal flu... PEOPLE WHO ARE ALREADY SICK.

You wanna know how to not get the swine flu? Wash your fucking hands you filthy pig fuckers!!! And if you get sick, then enjoy your week of watching movies and eating Jello.

There is nothing to be worried about, stop being such a baby.

P.S. I'm really bummed that last week was the end of the first half of the season for South Park. This would have been great for them to make fun of.

Oops, I forgot about September 11th.

"On April 27, 2009 an Air Force One backup plane, which did not have the president onboard, performed a very low flyover of New York City accompanied by an F-16 fighter. The aim of the mission, according to Caldera, was to get a publicity photo of the official plane against a backdrop of the Statue of Liberty."

Wikipedia

And here's a real news source to prove I didn't make that up and put it in Wikipedia, what kind of a person would do that?
Real News


Do you know what we can learn from this? Idiots are running the country!

Do you know why Paris Hilton looks slightly less repulsive in this picture?

ADOBE PHOTOSHOP!!! C'mon Lewis Caldera, did you really not know that you could Photo Shop a picture of the Statue of Liberty behind a picture of Air Force One? Are you also so simple-minded that you didn't realize this would freak people out? You do remember what happened a few years ago right?

They spent over $60,000 on this photo opp.

Well it's better than having to read another pig flu story.

(note to self... write pig fucker... I mean pig flu story tomorrow)

Kanye West, you're a little crazy, but I like you.

You might be a little crazy and full of yourself, but hey, business is business and it's how someone interacts with the world that counts.

The fact that he's able to say George Bush doesn't care about black people. Or that he can see the connection between African Americans fighting for their rights, and then understand what gay people are dealing with. If you can go from discriminating against anything to accepting it, then you can call yourself Jesus all you want.