UPDATE!! We are now at threat level 5! Two weeks till the end of the world...
Have you heard of the swine flu? If you haven't, there is something wrong with you... do you know how to read? Well, I guess if you answered that question, you probably know how to read, and therefore you probably heard about the swine flu.
Naming these things is always interesting, but I just think we need to move on from Britney Spears, we all know she's a pig, but to name a flu that could go pandemic after her is just cruel.
So, are you scared of the flu? Has the media done it's job? IT'S A FUCKING FLU!!! 35,000 people die from the "normal" flu every year, why the fuck should we care so much about this? The only people that will die from it are the same people who would die from the normal flu... PEOPLE WHO ARE ALREADY SICK.
You wanna know how to not get the swine flu? Wash your fucking hands you filthy pig fuckers!!! And if you get sick, then enjoy your week of watching movies and eating Jello.
There is nothing to be worried about, stop being such a baby.
P.S. I'm really bummed that last week was the end of the first half of the season for South Park. This would have been great for them to make fun of.
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